Hilarious, Weird and Unfortunate Disney Couple Crossovers

okay, lets go ahead and create a back story for this. maybe Ariel wanted so much to be human, she promised a sorcerer her hand in marriage so he would use his magic to make her human. and perhaps later she fell in love with Erik and regrets everything? lol this is just the creepiest thing I've ever seen.

"come on baby, i forgot to take fish of the menu!"

okay...im ok with this.

im sorry but these two would be hilarious together. but honey, get that hand checked out. 

Ariel, choose! my goodness. no but this is kind of adorable. ;)

see this is just perfect! i see nothing wrong with this. lol but really. imagine him running when she turns back into a giant squid woman. unless he's into that kind of thing. ;) bow chick a bow wow.

i feel like the mutual intelligence here could get a little tense and no one would like being around them because they would get into heated debates about stuff that no one could understand. so if they went out to sushi with friends and they got into it, they might go off into a corner debating on some sort of statistic. 

what do you think? which ones are just to weird and what crossovers do you want to see or think are kinda sweet?